keep-that-pussy-wet:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via heyyemmaa)

jncos:

The tradition of photocopying your arse has long been in danger of slipping away into history like prank calls and pole sitting, but could the advent of 3D printing see it’s glorious, detailed return?

(via watmel-berry)